Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Collections: Alan Moore - Superman Whatever Happened To The Man of Tomorrow?
This collection is mostly single or back to back issues that have self contained stories from Detective Comics, Green Lantern Corps, Phantom Stranger, Vigilante and more. Each of these is unique and stand out from nearly any other comic plot you would have read in those particular titles at the time, which is what makes these SO good. The stand out story for me though? Superman #423 and Action Comics #583: Whatever Happened To The Man of Tomorrow?
This was a very candid look at the Superman Mythos. While some of it takes a more comical look at some of the more ridiculous aspects of the Superman story like his highly sophisticated disguise:
The story really digs into Superman's psyche when, along with all his enemies finally taking off the kid gloves, he gets an ominous visit from some friends from the future and he begins to realize that something more than the standard evil plot is afoot:
Can you imagine Superman crying?!? This is something that, to me, does something it's very hard to do with Superman, it humanizes him. Another thing that lends an amazing edge to this story is the fact that it's all coming from a newspaper interview between a Daily Planet writer and the one and only Lois Lane. This fact allows for the perfect pacing, hitting all the highlights and moving the story forward without the reader feeling like they've missed too much detail in between.
Part two moves us back into the more typical feeling of Superman plots, which isn't to say it's less than part one but it moves us into the fight for Superman's life and the battle ensues! Supe's is trapped under an impenetrable energy done (naturally) with only his friends. So we see Jimmy and Lana power up and give us a flash back to some team ups from the past:
Next the most surprising of all the fight scenes, sweet Lana damn near karate chops Luther's head off!
However the victory is short lived and after the defeat of Jimmy and Lana, next we see the most courageous and saddest two panels ever:
First Superman is crying, now I'm crying! How am I supposed to keep reading after this!?! I don't remember how but somehow I wiped away the tears and pulled myself together enough to keep turning the pages.
Now after all the above amazingness the story ends with a bit of a cliche in my opinion. We find out that the little funny midget from the 5th dimension is actually a super demon who's orchestrated this entire production...
...and to save his friends our hero is forced to murder the little bastard. Now while you and I would do this with no shame and sleep like a baby afterwards, Superman cannot bear that he's taken a life and makes his decision to end it all:
So it seems we've seen the last of Superman. Or have we?
So, after a spectacular story that examines the humanity of a super powered indestructible alien and his impact on his adopted homeland including the people he loved, the story falls a little flat in the end. But all good things must come to an end (don't you hate that saying?!). Don't take my word for it though, go find it in your local comic shop and see what you think. I for one will be checking out some more of Alan Moore's work thanks to this collection.
(I couldn't decide which sign off to use so I'm writing them both and you can choose)
Praying that if I have children they can make diamonds out of coal,
or
Hoping that I never have to decide to trade my super powers for a porn stash,
~Steve
Friday, February 19, 2010
Captain America: Reborn #6 Review
Review by OneStopGeekShop
OneStopGeekShop's Ratings:
Story:
Art:
Cover:
COVER BY: John Cassaday
WRITER: Ed Brubaker
PENCILS: Bryan Hitch
Here's the thing, I dig Captain America and in the regular series I think Brubaker has done a really great job but I am just plain disappointed in this series. We all knew Steve was coming back and personally I think they did an decent job, time wise, in how long he's been gone but this was not A game Captain America. The portion of the book when Rogers and Red Skull are having a battle of the brains was way under developed. Come ON! These guys are arch enemies and they have all of 5 water skimming lines of dialogue while they are fighting for their lives and control of Captain America's body!?! Good lord! They might as well have been saying:
"I hate you"
"No, I hate YOU"
"Well I hate you more"
"Nuh uh I hate YOU more"
"Well your Mom's a (expletive deleted)"
Right? You get the point.
Maybe it's my fault. Maybe I expected too much. Maybe I should have waited for the TPB instead of wasting $24 on the series. Or maybe I should have just checked out the 10 different books Steve Rogers showed up in BEFORE THIS SERIES WAS COMPLETE!!! (okay, three exclamation points is a bit much and 10 books may be an exaggeration but COME ON)
Going to go read Green Lantern to get out of this funk,
~Steve
That was my review on Comixology.com and you’d think that would be enough but, as you can see, I’m not too happy. So, where else to vent your frustrations but FACEBOOK?
Steven Ventress - This is how I felt about Captain America: Reborn #6. Also, was anybody else pissed off about the doomsday shot at the end that looked like they just transposed a scene from War of the Worlds and put Steve Rogers in for Tom Cruise?!? I expected more from Brubaker.
Followed By:
Steven Ventress - So, after that last comment I HAD to make this. Don't worry...I hate me too.
So, yeah . . . enjoy!
~Steve
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
E-mails to the Comix Shop 2/10/10
Comix Crew,
So, Valentines Day is coming up, are you guys ready for the shop to overfloweth with all the geeks that need to take it off their minds that they can't get a girlfriend whether she is paid to be with them or not? Stock up on cheese puffs and orange soda cause the geeks about to hit the fan!
THE PULL
AMAZING SPIDERMAN # 620 GAUNTLET TIE IN
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY # 22 (REORDER!)
NEW MUTANTS # 10
ULTIMATE ARMOR WARS # 4 OF 4 FINALE
ADVENTURE COMICS W/BLACK LANTERN SUPERBOY # 7 BLACKEST NIGHT TIE IN!
BATMAN AND ROBIN # 8
Go ahead and ADD Guardians of the Galaxy to my list, the Magus is a favorite villain of mine so I have to check it out.
Thanks guys,
Steve V
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
My New Favorite Place on the Internet!
See everybody, I really am a GEEK! If you didn’t believe it before, just check out the new picture I posted to my profile on Comixology.com!
I call it: Steve REBORN #1 (If you don’t read comics you wont get this. Also, you’re not cool)
Thanks to Comixology.com I was given the inspiration to create my MASTERPIECE!
Back to spending hours playing on comixology.com,
~Steve
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Plaxico hires a Prison Consultant
I had to laugh when I saw this. A prison consultant??? What kind of qualifications do you think you have to have in order to be a prison consultant? I’m guessing a resume brimming of full color pictures of your assorted prison tats?
Anyways, along with the story just making me chuckle, the explanation of exactly what a prison consultant does made me laugh; and while probably not purposefully, it was the highlight of the story for me. So, for your viewing pleasure:
What do prison consultants do?
They help get you into the best prison and orient you on its rules and customs. Going to prison is a little bit like heading off to college. The first step is finding an institution that's right for you. Then there's a lot of anxiety: Who will be your roommate? Where is the library? What time does the dining hall close? How do you make a good impression with the people in charge? Will you make friends? A prison consultant addresses these concerns.
Check out SLATE for the remainder of the story.
Also, my personal opinion is that, based on my thesis for what makes someone qualified to be a prison consultant, he should definitely hire the guy from Prison Break.
Good stuff right? Don’t they make quite the pair? I think that if this stuff doesn’t end up on SNL shortly, they are missing the funny boat.
Still staring into the distance to where my funny boat disappeared into the horizon,
~Steve




















